The NSC Dictionary

This page will make your forum and MSN chats with the NSC players a bit easier and more understandable.

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 * 0:7 WTF - Reaction to the football match Salzburg 0:7 Rapid, very popular in Begonia.
 * 01 - The only possible draw for Orovoda.
 * 2nd place - the only possible ranking for Vedatistan, Xorientia and Zombira
 * 4′33″ - a song composed by John Cage that was controversially banned from entering NSC17
 *  - Famous MSN smiley, once used by renzo.

A

 * AAAAAAAAAA - onomatopoeia of Elnur and Samir's "singing"; when used in MSN chats it's followed by a note emoticon (code: (8))
 * Accountancy - Jochen's fetish.
 * Adele, doing an - Mooseland winning against Horehronieland.
 * Ah - Phrase very popular in Zaprya. This is Spila's NSC 36 entry too.
 * Ahve - supposed to be only a misspelling of the word "have", but many people believe it means something in Maltese, as it's used mainly by Renzo and spiluke.
 * AIM - useful to find The Hanner
 * Alaus Alaus - a world hit sent by Yaponesia once.
 * ALLEIN ALLEIN - the perfect way to revive a dead convo, especially if Anselm is there
 * Alcoholism - see Nati
 * Ananau - Pangora's debut entry, a song too odd even for Oddballs
 * AMU - a misspelling of Amy (Diamond)
 * Anselm & his fucking friends - People that manipulate NSC
 * Anselmvotes - colourful public voting, sometimes changed by mods to include real countries (Nepal is always robbed! grrr)
 * Ask - another word for ass used in contexts as 'I will kick your ask'.
 * Away - Mobian NSC 59 entry accidentally played during the LL instead of recap the following edition. It is now somewhat a custom for LL host to randomly put it on during LL, especially Orian

B

 * Baba - bye bye, only simplified
 * Bacchus - A country obssesed with naked woman, while in they share the name with one of biggest gay porn idustries.
 * Backspace game - the gameabABORT a game where you're not allowed to delrete anything you've writte,n,,.
 * (bah) - the MSN code for the starsheep smiley#
 * Balderdash - game very popular in Calypso and Zaprya
 * Bananas - they're in pajamas
 * Bazdmeg - "Hi" in Hungarian.
 * BBMG - Blocked By Maja Group
 * Being The The Andorran - Popular hobby in Cydoni-Gibberia and Swelatie.
 * Benelux, oh that's what it means - Belgium Netherlands Luxembourg! - Sean's (Cydoni-Gibberia) greatest realisation ever
 * Bitching - Hobby in Kostanovia. See Liam.
 * Boobland - Astique
 * boog - bad, boring
 * Book - haha he is not so tallented^^:D
 * Bog - the ultimate NSC word of ultimate destiny.
 * Bognor brother - See Budapest Buddy
 * Bomba - Calypso's NSC 23 entry, also a term for a shock qualification, much like said entry
 * BIG LIER, the - common misspelling of 'the big liar' (e.g. "OMG, Venera is a BIG LIER!")
 * bigDuuu - a trademark Ugly smiley
 * BRB in 1-30 minutes - Jukica's favourite phrase
 * BudaPEST? - This might be a stupid question?
 * Budapest Buddy - Instir and Mooseland Alliance
 * Budapest Party - Hungary 2009 dance. keyboard code: woot

C

 * Carola - Ugly fucking old bitch from Sveedan, see Carola Häggkvist
 * Cast of Rent' - Animated Disney characters
 * Celinas live televote - Often filled with errors, including missing points, voting for countries outside of the semi, and even non-existent countries. Often corrected before, or just after the deadline. When drunk then even the semifinal can be missed...
 * Chiara - A Maltese island.
 * Chicken dance - Dance very popular in Swelatie and Zaprya
 * Chocolate - No matter what, we can all agree it's lovely!
 * Cocks in Socks - It's not impossible in Croatia.
 * Cocks in socks in pyramids in Jamaica in November in Chi-Chi in Hashishe in kuku lele in (pi) in krkkgnkkk in cocoon in painapple in forest in babushka in Skunk Ansie in Clirotis City - Can it be funnier?
 * Cool Gang - 3-way chats lasting to the early February hours between Mooseland TaA & Spila
 * Cork - An Irish City. It contains a chipper which NSCers watched on webcam see Fat Guy
 * crc - (Ce Right Cack) - a misspelling of brb
 * Crunubals - people who send hot girls to South Ossetia
 * Cunt - Most offensive word in NSC. Said about you, not to you.
 * cvcv - Smiley associated with Maddie.

D

 * Davina McCall - Mooseland President, known for her sarcasm and rudeness in Before NSC.
 * Day of mourning - When people in Horehronieland hear the Norwegian ESC 1969 entry
 * Denis_Serbia - leader of Somborian Republic, wannabe anselmvoter :)
 * Devil, the - a Swelatian national hero; also known as Samir
 * Dhaffini - a German girl that always wins
 * Din mamma - är bäst; suger; är fet...
 * Disko disko partizani - phrase used when Ogiltere qualifies to the final
 * DON'T JINX IT! - Usually said to Liam. see jinx
 * Dreamy - The only way possible to describe Conor & Martin
 * Duo Fantasticus - Name for Alinta and Astique the only two countries that were never in bottom 5.
 * Dustin - a random turkey worshiped in many NSC countries, such as Mooseland, Spila, Noizeland...
 * Dubrovnik - home of the alleged clitoris of dubrovnik, this sacred item is extremely stimulating

E

 * Edelweiss - A starship that blasted to mars in NSC12 and never returned
 * El Celebrazion - the Ugly way to celebrate a fortunate event
 * Emoticon - Something used in MSN chats to make it look more colourful. however excessive use causes problems for RAM
 * Engrish - the univelsar ranguage of the NSC Wolrd. Oliginated in Yaponesia and the Fal East, used mainry in Spira and Yaponesia.
 * Europe - see Kellie Pickler
 * Eve - (worr)

F

 * FAIL - the only other certainty in life
 * Fat guy - everybody loves him
 * Fick - Swedish for "got"/"received", often misinterpreted
 * Fitta - Was an option for the captial of Zaprya but was voted against for swedish translation reasons, apparently fit people do not live there
 * Flag game - neverending and eternal event which finished in 2008
 * Floor - A very popular place to make love in Xanadu
 * Fn Key - Anse3m w533 2ee* away fr60 th5s 5n f4t4re...
 * Fossil - Martin & Sabsi are fossils because of their age
 * FOTP - Juki's favourite website
 * French - the universal language
 * Fucing - Leaving without saying a word :'(

G



 * "Game, the" - stubit MSN game first popularised in Reym-L-Dneurb, the first person to break a pattern of writing is out.
 * Game, the - I lost.
 * Gamze's Secret - "I don't know what the fuck FOTP is!"
 * Gas Gas - just don't ask what it is
 * Gay Australian immigrants - a prank played on MBrynja by Nati and tRasho, when they presented themselves as a gay immigrant couple living in Australia. Nati played a Japanese and tRasho was a Malaysian immigrant (from Africa).
 * Georgie - the president of the United States; for the person once known in MSN as Georgie, see the mother fucking princess
 * German - =English (for Náti)
 * Glass of keyboard - If spilled causes letters die in Horehronieland.
 * Gn9s 9s ghr bihhedt yu[p evwe - big typo made by Liam
 * goos - =new woog
 * Gozo - Washing Machine Fetish
 * Grizzly - a triple-chinned cave creature who fancies Martin.
 * Grrrr - a saying, generally used when not passing from the semi final
 * Guy Guy - Funny first name.

H

 * Hanna Pakarinen curse - Whenever a country has Hanna as their entrant, they forget to vote in the final (happened to Gozitania in NSC 14, and then again in NSC 21). NOTE: The curse is only valid for regular NSCs, Hanna's Eurovision song won NSC-ESC 6.
 * Hanner, The - she (?) is the lost queen of the queens, also known as HannahDoesntKnow
 * Hää? - German/Estonian phrase which expresses confusion. The word is popular in Yaponesia and Reym-L-Dneurb
 * Häggkvist, Carola - also known as Carola. Swedish Eurovision singer who is known for using wind machines. Also venerated by Orovoda for her shaking mouth.


 * Heidi - a popular kids' character, mostly found playing with sheep (bah)
 * hmmm sex - Heiki's fetish.
 * Hooter - Occasionally written as "pair of hooters" a known phrase referring to the female breast organs however Mooseland uses this word for a nose
 * Hungry - a country?
 * HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU - Common sentence in QuienDQ.

I

 * I ATE PEOPLE - What Rasho does on a daily basis.
 * I AM PETER - Instir
 * I are in bed - Irish version of "I am in bed"
 * im gonna put a thing over my buttons - What Maddie does every night.
 * I can't left group convos - Jukica's big problem
 * Ichiki Ichiko - Far away from Tokyo.
 * Isis Gee Skin - orange
 * IQ Test - stubid women discriminating tests.

J

 * Jajajajajaj xD - Sabrina's catchphrase, used at any given opportunity
 * Jinx - talking about Ugaly qualifying from a semifinal.
 * Jocken - see Georgie (Often mistaken with the user Jochen)
 * Joe - the owner of Saint Joe & Southgulfia, his age is Austria
 * jogrin - see bigDuuu
 * John Starbuck - Known for having CTS (Chronic Tic Syndrome) and ACHOO Syndrome (Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst)
 * Jokkmokk - town in northern Sweden that hosts an annual market. Ugaly provides railway transport to Jokkmokk during the market season.
 * Jsut - most used typo in history of MSN convos, misspelling of 'just'
 * Juki's typos - often in group convos
 * Just a sex - is what you need until you're waiting for some Juki's Youtube link

K

 * King Isle - the leader of Alinta
 * Kingdo m of esr+ps - will be backQ MWAHAHAH ; (Kingdom Of Eras)
 * Killing The Owls - Juki's Pasttime
 * Kitchen - everyone's favourite music video studio
 * Koldun, Dmitry - along with the Devil, a national hero of Swelatie (and a subject of ridicule in other nations)
 * Konijntje - popular song in Pot 3 nations, known in Cydoni-Gibberia as euwhdyudbvyibdgffyvffjngwiyfbg and the word that took Luke ages to write it properly
 * KostaCoffee Breakfast Show - popular morning show in Kostanovia

L

 * l'oops- mooseland oops in french :)
 * la mwah - la voix?
 * lach - code for the laughing smiley, could also be "love at Chiara" which is common in Rumia.
 * (to) lacry - (to) laugh + (to) cry, very popular among inhabitants of Waloria when looking through this dictionary.
 * Land of the light - Maccha-Brugia. Since the Maccha-Arjan war, Maccha-Brugia has been known as the Land of the light.
 * Lene Alexandra - national hero of Astique who was kidnapped by Sillycone Valley
 * Leybpard - Officially the biggest typo ever, just don't try to guess what it is
 * LHC - It makes black hole which will suck in Earth
 * (lig) - MSN smiley that expresses the fear of György Ligeti's song "Apparitions for Orchestra".
 * Ligeti, György Sándor - a famous RLD composer
 * Lime - a tropical fruit that symbolizes originality
 * List of people who voted - a perfect reason to spam your country's topic
 * Liturestia - = Lithuania
 * Livvi Franc - Former Kostanovia resident. Was hung after failing to qualify and was later deported to Barbados where her head has been Futuramafied. Now she's that bitch...
 * Lol - Does what it says on the tin
 * Loser Club - a group of nations that tend to do badly in the results of NSC. Members come and go very often. Ugaly and Halito are commonly members.
 * Love? - Hate?
 * Lovely - Emreign's catchphrase. Used in greetful contexts as a noun; ie "Lovely from Reignland".
 * Luke - Name very popular in group convos (1 British Luke - Lukeland, 2 Maltese Luke - Comino, Bezzulandia)
 * Lynn - He brought sexy back.

M

 * Maasikka - An Estonian singer/band beginning with M
 * Maddie - a pregnant bisexual alcoholic with a "belongs to sean" tattoo on her butt, who also moved to Stockholm without internet for 3 years, if the rumours are to be believed.
 * Maddir - Common misspelling of the name Maddie, mostly by Jukica.
 * Magga - a person that was believed to be MBrynja (the ruler of Isaria) for a long time
 * Mastrubiju - word often related to Maja.
 * McFly - a famous meal in Far Eastern McDonald's restaurants, served with McMosquitoes and fries
 * Melons- shiri has a lovely pair of these, Mooseland loves its melons. also the fruit of halito.
 * Mexico - a country in South America.
 * Minnz Miembro Sememre - Hajolj Bele A Hajamba's chorus
 * MIEMBRO FANTASMA (AKA) - Anselm, Bojan, Matt, Conor, Renzo, Martin, Gamze, Lucian, Janko all claim to be The NSC Ruler, "WE ARE YOU!"
 * Misa - Lonter
 * Mispelling - See Fervorosia
 * MOISER ID OUT - Common misspelling of "MOSER IS OUT" when referring to "the game"
 * Moose,doing a  - send a cheesy song or actually participating in an inappropriate sexual action with a moose
 * More - Hard to explain.
 * Moser - Another name for the user Pjelacki.
 * Mother fucking princess, the - The ruler of United Republic of Allsmäktighet, a nation that never made their debut in NSC.
 * Mouse problems - Jukica fixed them
 * Mr Authority - the most popular nickname of R_sPeEd (one of the presidents of Maccha-Brugia)
 * Mr. Bean - Misterb's (Mr.B) dad
 * MSC - Messenger Song Contest, another spinoff in the vein of MSN NSC, played at random intervals, first introduced by the reign of Kuki-Q
 * MWAH - The phrase very popular in Sillycone Valley.
 * My City - An external site where NSCers with no social life have their own virtual city

N

 * Nananana - How Kostanovians laugh.
 * Nati - see alcoholism
 * Neighs - Serenate & Clair + Zaprya
 * nol - not funny = no lol = nol
 * Nostradamus - is frequently confused with Rotterdamus
 * NSC AUT - Austrian NSC, well-known for unoriginality and attacks against foreign participants, see Eve
 * nut - unknown person, rumor says he was replaced by Anselm. Who is nut?
 * Nuudman - burned Carola at the stake.

O

 * oacoscubeoad - Anselm was too lazy to type it properly
 * Oddballs - nations that regularly send and vote for strange and sometimes nonsensical songs, such as Halito, Maccha-Brugia, Reym-L-Dneurb, Ugaly and Yaponesia.
 * Oh ear - oh dear what should i write hear, typo made by semlan aka anselm
 * OMFG - Oh My Friendly God
 * OMFD - Oh My Friendly Dog
 * OMG I just did fish sex - any comment Anselm?
 * OMG SKA MUSIC - Conor's reaction when he listens to Ska music
 * Onion - = Opinion.
 * ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Madde's voice marathon which lasted more than 12 seconds
 * Orange - The citrus fruit of free choice (mainly in SIMS countries)
 * orgasmic - Even better than Super Woog. Frequently used by Liam.
 * Orgasmic, strawberry ice-cream with chocolate pudding - What Martin brings during MSN convo.
 * Originality - a controversial subject often brought up about the discouragement of the presence of world hits and famous artists in NSC
 * Ox - new football term

P

 * Pastatoes - Potatoes in Ireland
 * Pickler, Kellie - one of the first 6,5 billion people in the World that managed to find out that Europe isn't a country
 * Pigeons - see two birds having sex
 * Pillow fights and melted chocolate = Guy Guy and Ervin's representation of orgasm.
 * Poor Us - the club for lonely young people, who are unhappily in love (with celebrities); Founded by Spila and Swelatie
 * Pot 3 - the breeding ground of originality and/or insanity. Contains the nations Halito, Ugaly, Yaponesia, Reym-L-Dneurb and other nations known for being crazy.
 * Pot 5 - contains the 4 Maltese nations, plus Cydoni-Gibberia, a British nation.
 * Pot 7 - also well known pot due to having 4 Portuguese native speaking countries plus one Croatian.
 * Pot 38 - Pot 3 + 8
 * Pot Wiltshire - Pot containing Blondania, Arjastan, and Jastistia.
 * POTENTIAL VOTERS LIST! - a list popular in Cydoni-Gibberia.
 * Preparations for next NF - another perfect reason to spam your country's topic.
 * Püf - "Püf" means just like "blow,blow out" sometimes when we are blowing to candles sometimes when we are bored so we are using this Word for this examples
 * Pussy - a Spilian native citizen

Q

 * Q - Part of the mysterious nation Kuki-Q. Made by Tyten.
 * (to) Qele - to come / cum
 * Quick Replay - another name for recaps, used before the term was coined. Still traditionally used as the title for recap videos on YouTube by some recappers.

R

 * Ragadunk - Hungarian word. Popular phrase in Swelatie.
 * Ragamuffin - unknown MSN creature found in Astique
 * Random Guy - Rihanna's sidekick, famous dancer in RLD
 * Rasho - Likes someones mam
 * Rasho - translates as "Run Upon a Bank" in a croatian translator, NB: the serbian was "Expenditure"
 * Rashpo - A typo by Luke when writing Rasho.
 * Ready For The Floor - DON'T READ THIS, MADDE!
 * Reba McEntire - president of Zaprya.
 * Recap Night - Geeky pastime of staying up until early hours watching through NSC recaps.
 * Resluts - a typo once made my martin, now is more popular than the word results, for reasons of a sexual nature
 * Rihanna - close your ears
 * Romanian blipping noise - That sound common in the background of Romanian dance music - phrase coined by Adam
 * Rongedal - a force of good. Swedish twin duo that defeated Carola in Melodifestivalen 2008, popular in Ugaly.
 * Royal Toilet - where Martin (Mooseland) comes from, also known as Bognor Regis
 * Rules - rules

S

 * sa - worst possible typo of Rasho, made by anselm (Comment: sa is is in Irish)[Counter comment: Sa is actually in the in Irish sa chistin, in the kitchen]
 * sacparns - Sarpcan; "you are sober sacparns, how can you leave accidentally when i dudn't" (Martin)
 * Salzburg - it is nice
 * Samantha Mumba - Maja (rumor has it)
 * Sara - Nati can't write it.
 * Sara Smiley - Number of smileys especially popular in Swelatie, with codes such as (yay), (WW), and smhanna
 * SCARY SMILEY - see bigDuuu
 * Seaning, to be seaned - common hobby in various nations, mainly Waloria, involving evil tricks on Sean. ;_;
 * sè!çà - Lost Islish for "s".
 * She jas tje öoml - biggest typo ever made ever
 * Silence that remains - time when everyone in MSN convo are silent
 * SIMS - an organization promoting the right of free NSC entry choice. The letters SIMS represent the first letters of the founding nations: Spila, Mooseland, Instir and Swelatie.
 * Skiing - the most popular sport in Zaprya and Reym-L-Dneurb
 * Shiri - people wonder if she qualified through performance or her massive boobs. A huge debate still underway
 * Skype - random internet program working on same basis as MSN, but with microphones.... it also has chat with ugly emoticons
 * Smiley - See Emoticons
 * Snickerdoodles - food of the Gods
 * Socks - word which always makes Juki laughing
 * Spanish - It does sound French
 * Sparta - Spila
 * SoulSeek - Great source of rare music for some. Worthless junk for Conor.
 * Starsheep - Sheep/Heidi's from outer space (bah)
 * Starjerk - A word used by Anselm once, instead of saying 'strajker'.
 * Suger - Swedish word for "sucks". Mostly used when describing Carola.
 * Super Woog - Even better than woog
 * Swealtie - Common misspelling of the country Swelatie, mostly by british members.
 * Swelatian Moose - A country which split into Mooseland and Swelatie which they seem to have some alliance to cheer for each other during results regardless of liking the song. Smiley code ;J

T



 * T.Hanks - short version of Tom Hanks which makes Conor laugh a lot. Edit: OMG LOLLOLOLLOL its the T.Hanks thing.
 * Technical difficulties - phenomenon introduced at NSC5 in Hibernia which is following most of NSC editions. Raises happiness in some nations, especially in Xorientia.
 * Tension - Conor builds it, then Conor forgets the convo [he is ellegedly representing Ukraine in ESC2010]
 * tittarsiffrorna- Swedish word, means "the number of the people who watch a program". Popular in Instir.
 * that msn thingy in your .. small .. window on your screen when you have a new message and you have to press it to get the convo - flashing taskbar button.
 * that thingie...u had to jump over something - High Jump
 * THIS IS SPARTA (SPILA)! - national motto of Spila, often used in wars.
 * Tjokksmokk - alternate spelling of "tjocksmock", Swedish slang for "fat punch". The true name of Jokkmokk.
 * To do a Noizeland - sitting our for one edition.
 * Transcontientnal orgy - Martin (his friend Josh) & Madde riding on the beach, whilst the boys are drunk.
 * Tsarevna - Swelatie in disguise
 * Turkey - a country Kellie Pickler has heard of.
 * Two birds having sex - what you see through your window.

U

 * Ulibaa-Atakshaantaa - Anselm's name.
 * Unfabulous - replaces nasty swear words when something is bad or something bad has happened, popularized in Astique
 * Unfriendly M people - many persons that have usernames beginning with the letter M are knows as quiet and, as the title says, unfriendly
 * Untid - the misspelling of misspelling of United
 * Upton, Lauren Caitlin - the current president of Spila, Miss Teen South Carolina in 2007. She is a person of high intellectual abilities and she is investing a lot on education in her country (every home has a map now)

V

 * Valged Ööd - a song which has never been in NSC
 * Venera voting - voting in draw order, without paying attention to the songs
 * Venera's Law - Dictates that the longer someone is a member of NSC, the more likely it becomes that someone will accuse said person of being Maja
 * Very Quick Replay - A quick replay, but twice as fast
 * VERY YES - Popular Cydoni-Gibberian saying, the motto of Cydoni-Gibberia

W

 * Wagner - a sex god worshipped in Tír an Abhainn and Cydoni-Gibberia. Also performs occasionally on The X Factor.
 * War - a fun pastime. Roleplaying event between two or more nations.
 * We Come Balm - Subliminal messaging in the form of emoticons.
 * We're fairy gay - a quote from the Belarusian ESC 2008 entry (probably supposed to be: "...Were fairytales...")
 * Werner - zdjgvnilzbomn
 * Weird/Wierd - nobody can spell it correctly
 * Whores - Citizens of (W)Horehronieland
 * Window - What Jochen brings home. Usable for seeing two birds having sex.
 * Withdraw - to attract attention for a moment
 * WL WIN - an edition where many waiting listers debut
 * woog - good, original
 * wp - Fucking backspace being positioned next to enter.
 * WT - same meaning as 'WTF', but sounds less rude. Often misunderstood with Within Temptation
 * WTF- What did you think, naughty? It's Watch The Football
 * Wüüger - Alternative spelling for wooger.

X

 * Xanadaleqasque - The demonym of Xanadu.
 * Xanadu - A country that always wins MSN NSC. Always.
 * Xtube.com - Sigi's pastime, very enjoyable in Noizeland. Andrea from QuiénDQ is very curious about the website and if both the male and female options can be checked.

Y

 * Yaponesia - Original nation. Nati is the founder of this state and his mother knows about it. Did you know it's nathan's country. I knew, that makes me cool.
 * You are blonde - No Actually i am brown-haired... (No Comment)
 * You were 11th on my list - What you say to everyone you didn't vote for.

Z

 * Zaprya, Zechonia, Zoidiac and Zombira - only four Z-countries
 * Zapyra - very popular name for Zaprya in Kingdom of Eras
 * Zombies - Zombira

Foreign accents

 * Þ - "Þ" is "SH" reading, example : shake yo ass