Rumia

Geography
Rumia is situated in the middle of Galea continent. Due to its location in a warm monsoonal area, there are two seasons during a year - wet and sober. The wet season is characterised by heavy alcohol rainfalls, followed by a horrible hangover of people and the wildlife at the beginning of the sober season.

With the forest area of more than 80% of the land, Rumia is among world's most forested countries. The woods make home to rich wildlife, however, many animals reportedly die of intoxication. Urbanized areas can be found only at the coasts. Other than that people live mainly in some shitholes picturesque little villages.

History
The hardly accessible woods of Rumia has always been a pretty good hideout for all kinds of bandits and outlaws. The word Rumia is said to derive from rum drunk by the pirates hiding here. A few years ago the outlaws decided to take the piss and pretend to form a real country. In order to do so, they wrote a constitution down on a toilet paper, elected a king and joined NSC.

Politics
Rumia is a constitutional elective monarchy. After the monarch's death, provincial representatives gather in the capital city's best tavern and vote for candidates by giving them pts: 12, 10 and 8-1. Current king is Ramadan III. Ramadans I and II both ruled for less than 24 hours, since they drunk themselves to death at the elections' after parties. The provinces are largely independent and the monarchy serves only to give Rumia a legal personality at the international ground. Therefore, the king's duties limit to bitching around in the royal palace.

Economy and technology
under construction

Provinces
section under construction