Xhanostania

Xhanostania
Xhanostania (cunt') '''is called 'the land of cunts and twats' as it has over 2,000 stupid people and over 1,760 idiots across the country and in their history. 65% of the people is dumb. It's a pretty stupid country. Xhanostania has turds around the main island homeland. It has the longest shit face in the world which is Ramadan. Also, it has the biggest and deepest ass hole in the world which is called Ramadan as well. A lot of the big cities are near dumps and glory holes. As in ancient times Xhanostanians lived near the dumps and glory holes to survive and they still live in those present areas today. With Xhanostan folkore, they always shit and piss for the lakes and rivers, for their riches and that evolved through years, untouched beautiful glory holes. Xhanostania has ancient boobs in the glory holes which has ancient pussies and dicks. Xhanostania has very ugly faces, dirty, full of sperm. The most ugly face is Ramadan (Queen of Xhanostanian) Which has the most ugly and oldest face in the country. Xhanostania has a lot of bastards all over the country which has been going since ancient times. With the flag, it comes from the theory of the Kavalik which is an ancient Xhanostanian dildo, which the people think it seems like the Queen face. It is also the national object of the country. All over Xhanostania, you will always see ugly, untouched holes, don't come and see for yourself because you'll have to see the bastard Ramadan.
 * Capital: Cuntosia


 * Population: 42 090 180thumb|right|300px|Xhanostanian Anthem


 * Official Language(s): Bastardania
 * Demonym: Cuntiosia, Bastardosia or Shit Face
 * Anthem: Atdheu ynë i bukur (English: Our dreadful homeland)
 * Currency:  Sperm  (SPM)
 * Government: Monarchy
 * National Broadcaster:GHTV (GloryHole TV)

GDP

 * Total: $678 trillion
 * Per capita: $171,502

Public Holidays

 * 31st December - 2nd January New Year's Day
 * 28th March - Xhanostarka National DayXhanostania_Flag.png


 * 30th March - River Day


 * 2nd April - Queen Teuta's Birthday


 * 8th August - Xhanostarka Bajram - Dita e Bajramit të madh
 * 18th September - Gjuha Xhani Day


 * 13th October - Lake Day


 * 15th October - Xhanostarka Bajram - Dita e Bajramit të vogël
 * December 1st - Kalnų Xhanostarkas Day

Major Cities

 * - Setovia


 * - ÇojokëSetovia.jpg
 * - Xhanne
 * - Koshtž


 * - Dovo


 * - Oromoj


 * - Besimej


 * - Kaçani


 * - Haziket


 * - Labjri

XHTV
D ž anostanija Televizyon (XHTV) is the official national broadcaster of Xhanostania. It is one of the oldest running broadcaster in the country. It has HD broadcasting and is very popular in Xhanostania. Xhanostania has many tevisivion stations including:
 * XHTV HD
 * XHTV NEWS 24 HDXHTV_Logo.png
 * XHTV SPORTS HD
 * XHTV FOLK HD
 * XHTV HISTORY/DOCUMENTARIES HD
 * XHTV MOVIES HD
 * XHTV RADIO HD
 * XHTV MUSIC HD
 * XHTV GEM HD
 * XHTV GO HD
 * XHTV VALLES HD

Xhanostania in the Nation Song Contest
Xhanostania made an application for NSC on December 10th 2010, and awaiting so long it finally got accepted on April 18th 2011. It will finally be in NSC in 67th edition.