Rumia

Geography
Rumia is situated in the middle of Galea continent. Due to its location in a warm monsoonal area, there are two seasons during a year - wet and sober. The wet season is characterised by heavy alcohol rainfalls, followed by a horrible hangover of people and the wildlife at the beginning of the sober season.

Rumia is among world's most forested countries. The woods make home to rich wildlife, however, many animals reportedly die of alcohol intoxication. Urbanized areas are a rarity.

History
The hardly accessible woods of Rumia has always been a pretty good hideout for all kinds of bandits and outlaws. The word Rumia is said to derive from rum drunk by the pirates hiding here. A few years ago the outlaws decided to take the piss and pretend to form a real country. In order to do so, they wrote a constitution down on a toilet paper, elected a king and joined NSC.

Politics
Rumia is an elective federal monarchy. After the monarch's death, provincial representatives gather in the capital city's best tavern and vote for candidates by giving them pts: 12, 10 and 8-1. Current king is Ramadan III. Ramadans I and II both ruled for less than 24 hours, since they drunk themselves to death quickly after being elected. The provinces are largely independent and the monarchy serves only to give Rumia a legal personality on the international ground. Therefore, the king's duties limit to bitching around in the royal palace.

Tourist Tips
What you need to know when travelling to Rumia:
 * Don't travel by car. Cars are a rather unpopular mean of transport there and only good terrain vehicles are capable of crossing the muddy roads of Rumia. It's advised to travel via the well-developed airship lines.
 * Expect to have a problem finding a power plug. Instead of relying on electricity, Rumians prefer to use steam-powered devices (including steam laptops, steam mobile phones, steam smartphones...)
 * Take a gun with yourself. There's no police to protect you. If you don't own one, you should easily buy it in any grocery shop in Rumia for a reasonable price.

Provinces
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